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[MacBeth]

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The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes Of All Time

[MacBeth]

[Georgina]

I love the decision making process.

[MacBeth]

Misspelled Tattoos: Permanent And Hilarious (PHOTOS)

An extreme tattoo can be totally badass. Unless you spell it "exreme." Then it's just hilarious. We've compiled some of the funniest tattoo misspellings we could find. Either these folks had no access to spell check or are simply oblivious to the mistake. Regardless, they cracked us up.

(photos at link) www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/28/misspelled-tattoos-perman_n_439993.html

[Peltigera]

I look at people who have Chinese or Sri Lankan or such tattoos and think they are being so trusting that the tattoo actually says what they have been told it says.

[qhperson]

I've had the same thought. I knew a guy who was gradually covering himself with tattoos, and he had some "Chinese" characters which were little more than abstractions made with bamboo, nothing like Chinese characters at all, but he didn't know the difference.
He was an ass anyway, so it suited him.

[patchoulli]

Universal Laws

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will...

10. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

[wheelspinner]

Miss Piggy's Corollary to Brown's Law:

If it's expensive, it fits.

[qhperson]

Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

[Georgina]

This one:

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

haunts me constantly. It doesn't matter if it's food or a cleaning product or something that simply works really well, they will always, always reformulate it so it doesn't work any longer or stop making it altogether. And yet processed cheese slices have been in mass production non-stop since the 1950s. Something is terribly wrong, somewhere.

[MacBeth]

Yes, yes, yes......I always seem to find great products that appear once and are never seen again.
My latest one is a cloth cleaner that Easy Off made - they came individually wrapped, you put them in the microwave wrapped up and heated for one minute. About half way through the wrapper popped open. Then you wipe out whatever is left with the warm cloth. It took seconds and did a great job. Now they only have the wipes in a plastic container, like most wipes, and they are not half as good

[MacBeth]

[MacBeth]

It was all part of some kind of preliminary competition on Thursday night in advance of The Miss America Pageant, which airs tonight on TLC. The host was having a "Judge the Judges" contest when she got into the dance portion and Rush Limbaugh channeled his inner Elaine Benes.....

[MacBeth]

While I pretty much wear what I like, I have always loved playing with make up (cannot grow up in a theatre family without it following you into non-theatrical life.
I often enjoy the video tutorials from FashionFace.tv

This was a video I enjoyed watching a lot Pink 1920s eyes :



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January 26, 2010
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MAC lipstick in Film Noir
MAC lashes No.35 (Top) and No.33 (Bottom)
Category: Howto & Style

[qhperson]

From the Department of Not Getting It:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg

[wheelspinner]

Where did James Cameron get the idea for Avatar from?

[qhperson]

There's a rumor that Titanic wasn't entirely fictional as well.